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porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

(via casisaidlegs)

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buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

(Source: heterophobianca, via living-among-lies)

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via smiffyy)

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laughparty:

i don’t like seeing the elderly do things by themselves like no stop let me help you

(via justoneyesterdaaay)

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how many girl crushes am i allowed to have before i’m considered a lesbian

(Source: teamfifthharmony, via mindykalingsss)

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

(via 72398)

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bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

(Source: heteroh, via pinkskies-darkeyes)

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stuartspot:

don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time

(Source: parkermurdock, via marionscotillard)

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chessys:

no matter what you look like someone out there thinks you’re beautiful and i know this to be 100% true bc there are people out there sexually attracted to the berlin wall

(via marionscotillard)

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encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via deathbedscene)