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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: psyducker, via sailingslowly)

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tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison

(via br0kethrills)

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  • Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
  • Me: Is ya'll hiring?
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sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

(via thebirdsayshello)

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niick4:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

(Source: stability, via vincit0mniaveritas)

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noonshiners:

i started living ironically and now i can’t stop

(Source: rhubabe, via prejaculate)

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iguanamouth:

tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

(via noveltyivy)

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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via lonely-but-content)

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via onelastkissxx)

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crazy-acting:

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

you put it into words

(via aw-somepossum)