I write sins not five page research papers
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
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can’t there be a boob transferring system, like oh you want more boob, i want less boob, here is boob, now we have a twin-like connection and can sense when the other is in trouble
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”