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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via warnerpendragon)

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via jemapellenicole)

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rneowies:

if i cry non-stop for 3 hours will i lose wieght

(Source: jellys, via e-piphanies)

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neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

(via trueamy)

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michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

(Source: michaxl, via tajmahello)

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

(via castlelovesbeckett)

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fckrt:

I want to throw up.

I want to make out with you.

I want to slam my head into the pavement.

(via witchcraft-y)

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rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

(via lonely-but-content)

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jaclcfrost:

"they’re just a character"

gently takes your hand

leads you outside

lets go of your hand

goes back inside

locks the door

mouths “frick you” from the window

(via warnerpendragon)

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h0odrich:

i can tell some of you never got slapped in your life dont worry your time will come

(via inaforestsomewhere)