don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
I want to throw up.
I want to make out with you.
I want to slam my head into the pavement.
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
"they’re just a character"
gently takes your hand
leads you outside
lets go of your hand
goes back inside
locks the door
mouths “frick you” from the window
i can tell some of you never got slapped in your life dont worry your time will come